Christmas present idea's for the wife

Need some help here fella's im stuck for a pressie for her in doors   
So far my idea's are;
1. Big bottle of gin
2. Big bottle of wine
3. Two big bottles of wine
4. Scalextric extension set
(To add onto the one I got her last year)
5. Screw driver/socket set
6. New ladder
7. 240 volt inspection lamp
8. Cook book entitled dinners for hubby
9. Oven gloves so she doesn't burn her hands when getting my Christmas dinner ready
10. Suitcase

Any help or advice would be most gratefully recived    

How about having that picture of you and " THE FISH " framed so she can hang it on the wall and show it of to all her friends.      

She had that for her birthday   

Getting warmer

Does your local solicitor sell gift vouchers?

MusselMan wrote:

Does your local solicitor sell gift vouchers?

Wasn't thinking of spending that much  

My wife said she wanted something with diamonds in... So I bought her a pack of cards..!   

  

mythical mullet master wrote:

A nice chair   but where to plug it in   

  
Wonder if they do a two seater for when the mother in law comes around  

Spoke to Mrs Gazmech yesterday and apparently Gaz bought her an ironing board one year   
Have you seen his scars   

I'm sure if you could find her another Brother in Law or two she would be over the moon and it would give you a few more fishing trips.