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I've decided to stop feeding the birds,they are so ungrateful.
They have been using my boat and car for target practice.
They must have scored at least 30 direct hits.,and talk about threepenny bit to a blanket,it's better than Gorrilla glue.
Had to use hot water and soap powder to shift it.

Potent stuff that, it can ruin your paint

Ironically they seem to target clean cars, I think they are provoked by their own reflection

Might be trying to change the colour of the car