http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/-t1.htm Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:36:44 GMT 10 http://i71.servimg.com/u/f71/13/31/19/86/forumh10.jpg http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/-t1.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/beaver-or-badger-t1063.htm stevo run over a badger.They get
out and find it`s still breathing
but freezing cold .He says
"put it between your legs to warm
it up"she says "but it`s all wet and
stinks" he says well hold the badgers
nose then!" ]]> Humour Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:36:44 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/beaver-or-badger-t1063.htm#7132 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/beaver-or-badger-t1063.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/a-liverpool-fans-dog-t1062.htm BLUEMOON RISING A Liverpool fan bought a dog off his mate because he was told it could celebrate Liverpools results in different ways.His other mate said to him what does it do ? He said when Liverpool draw it wags its tail like crazy,when they lose it walks around sad with its head bowed down.His mate said very clever but what does it do if they win? he replied i don't know yet because i have only had it for a month. P.s absolutely no offence intented to any LFC fans,indeed it could be equally applied ... Humour Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:53:13 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/a-liverpool-fans-dog-t1062.htm#7126 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/a-liverpool-fans-dog-t1062.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/dawn-french-t1046.htm anthony@fish-jensen Dawn French has been diagnosed with the flesh eating bug MRSA, doctors have given her 70 years left to live Humour Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:39:47 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/dawn-french-t1046.htm#7006 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/dawn-french-t1046.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/speeding-t1044.htm andybwilkes Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 KPH. He says to himself, "this driver is just as dangerous as a speedster!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front seats and three in the back - wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing ... Humour Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:38:04 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/speeding-t1044.htm#6986 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/speeding-t1044.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/woodyard-t1029.htm headwyn A blind man goes for a job in a woodyard...saying he can identify any type of wood just by its smell. They test him on different types and he gets it right everytime. To catch him out the secretary stripped of and lay down with hers legs wide open.He had a good sniff and said "im not sure could you turn it over?" She turns over and he sniffs again...after a short pause he says "ye cant fool me lads......its an old shithouse door off a fishing boat". Humour Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:05:13 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/woodyard-t1029.htm#6924 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/woodyard-t1029.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/making-the-most-of-it-t1041.htm stevo when we were young on chistmas
morning if you did`nt wake up with
an erection you had nothing to play with. ]]> Humour Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:46:43 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/making-the-most-of-it-t1041.htm#6975 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/making-the-most-of-it-t1041.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/there-is-a-message-here-somewhere-t1036.htm Cambodian A little mouse is walking through a field in the coldest and wettest night ever. He starts to feel the effects of the cold and starts to develop hypothermia. On his last legs as his body slows down and starts to die he lies down and waits for the impending eternal sleep. A cow comes along and unloads a dirty great big runny s$!t on the little mouse. "What a horrible way to go" thought the mouse. After a little while the mouse is feeling much better. The heat from the ... Humour Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:13:32 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/there-is-a-message-here-somewhere-t1036.htm#6941 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/there-is-a-message-here-somewhere-t1036.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/tesco-t1030.htm headwyn Tesco have installed a new medical machine,that for £5 and a urine sample would diagnose any condition. When jim went down with a sore elbow,the computer printout read"you have tennis elbow...soak it in warm water and avoid heavy work for two weeks". Impressed jim wondered if he could fool the machine. He mixed tap water with dog shyte ,urine samples from his wife and daughter,then he wanked into the mixture. When he tipped it into the machine the next day the printout ... Humour Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:09:42 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/tesco-t1030.htm#6925 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/tesco-t1030.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/pharmacology-t1035.htm andybwilkes In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of 'Mycoxafloppin.' Also considered were 'Mycoxafailin, ... Humour Sun, 15 Nov 2009 08:39:52 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/pharmacology-t1035.htm#6936 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/pharmacology-t1035.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/not-at-all-funny-but-hope-you-understand-where-im-comming-from-t1023.htm andybwilkes Daddy,s Little Girl Her hair was up in a pony tail, Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; She knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates Of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, For her to face ... Humour Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:07:32 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/not-at-all-funny-but-hope-you-understand-where-im-comming-from-t1023.htm#6875 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/not-at-all-funny-but-hope-you-understand-where-im-comming-from-t1023.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/fishing-trip-t1031.htm bobthefish Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip. Two days before the group is to leave Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do? Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire. "Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you ... Humour Sun, 15 Nov 2009 06:26:33 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/fishing-trip-t1031.htm#6926 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/fishing-trip-t1031.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/animals-in-jeans-t1011.htm stevo of ladies jeans? 2 calfs ,1 beaver ,1 ass ,
1 pussy , countless hares , the occassional cock ,
and a fish no one can find. ]]> Humour Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:40:42 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/animals-in-jeans-t1011.htm#6774 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/animals-in-jeans-t1011.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/cowboy-nmaed-bud-t1001.htm bobthefish A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Alberta when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?" Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully ... Humour Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:38:00 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/cowboy-nmaed-bud-t1001.htm#6706 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/cowboy-nmaed-bud-t1001.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/missing-dog-t987.htm Tony Lever [/img]]]> Humour Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:18:26 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/missing-dog-t987.htm#6648 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/missing-dog-t987.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/holy-benitez-t1005.htm stevo "forgive me father for i have sinned"
father says "come forth my child"
Rafa says "come forth? ill be lucky
if we finish 10th!!! ]]> Humour Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:14:20 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/holy-benitez-t1005.htm#6729 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/holy-benitez-t1005.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/my-brothers-blog-all-humour-t1002.htm bobthefish http://jackfrost.blog.co.uk/]]> Humour Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:53:14 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/my-brothers-blog-all-humour-t1002.htm#6707 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/my-brothers-blog-all-humour-t1002.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/wheelie-bin-t1000.htm bobthefish An Aussie refuse collector is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustcart). He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back of the house, but still can't see it. So, against the rules but in the spirit of kindness, he knocks on the door. There's no answer. Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder. Eventually a Chinese bloke comes to the door. 'Harro!' says ... Humour Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:33:56 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/wheelie-bin-t1000.htm#6705 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/wheelie-bin-t1000.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/a-british-sense-of-humour-t990.htm bobthefish Real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's......... I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot dog biscuits in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kilos before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of ... Humour Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:49:24 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/a-british-sense-of-humour-t990.htm#6672 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/a-british-sense-of-humour-t990.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/qantas-airlines-repair-division-t991.htm bobthefish In case you need a laugh: Remember, it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a 'Gripe Sheet' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the Gripe Sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual maintenance ... Humour Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:50:35 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/qantas-airlines-repair-division-t991.htm#6673 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/qantas-airlines-repair-division-t991.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/an-italian-a-scotsman-and-a-chinese-man-t994.htm bobthefish An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a Construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand. He says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping.' To the Scotsman he says, 'You're in charge of shoveling.' And to the Chinese guy, 'You're in charge of supplies.' He then says, 'Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you men to make a dent in that pile of sand.' So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple ... Humour Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:57:49 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/an-italian-a-scotsman-and-a-chinese-man-t994.htm#6676 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/an-italian-a-scotsman-and-a-chinese-man-t994.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/beer-contains-female-hormones-t993.htm bobthefish This is so true and so very very scary!!!!! Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, April 2009, Sydney University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.To test the theory, 100 men each drank ... Humour Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:54:04 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/beer-contains-female-hormones-t993.htm#6675 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/beer-contains-female-hormones-t993.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/the-taxman-cometh-t992.htm bobthefish At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?' 'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.' 'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical ... Humour Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:52:14 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/the-taxman-cometh-t992.htm#6674 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/the-taxman-cometh-t992.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/no-comment-t986.htm Tony Lever [img][/img] Mike If you think this is a bit strong, delete it Humour Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:03:38 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/no-comment-t986.htm#6642 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/no-comment-t986.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/coleen-rooney-t985.htm spaceman
The Doctor said to Coleen Rooney.

I'm affraid your C--t is in abit of a Mess.

She replied.

" Don't worry about it, wayne will get over it ".

]]> Humour Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:10:31 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/coleen-rooney-t985.htm#6637 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/coleen-rooney-t985.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/safety-word-t979.htm Cambodian
I said "Dont worry, if it hurts too much you shout a safety word and I'll stop".

She agreed and said "Ok then whats the word"

To which i replied

"Llanfairpwllwgwngyllgogerychwyndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch"
]]> Humour Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:21:19 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/safety-word-t979.htm#6607 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/safety-word-t979.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/funny-signs-t978.htm andybwilkes Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' ************************** In a Podiatrist'soffice: 'Time wounds all heels.' ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************** On a Plumber's truck: 'We repair what your husband fixed.' ************************** On another Plumber's truck: 'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.' ************************** On ... Humour Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:56:42 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/funny-signs-t978.htm#6603 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/funny-signs-t978.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/funny-t953.htm joker44 tramp goes walks into a posh jewelers, he pulls his pants down and starts to finger his a***hole.the shop assistant say "get out you dirty b*****" the tramp says "make your mind up pointing to a sign that reads "COME INSIDE AND PICK YOUR RING IN COMFORT". Humour Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:05:16 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/funny-t953.htm#6399 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/funny-t953.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/mirror-man-t945.htm stevo "why do i always get a hard on when i look at
myself"? wife says even your cock thinks your
a count!!!]]> Humour Sat, 24 Oct 2009 18:35:04 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/mirror-man-t945.htm#6292 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/mirror-man-t945.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/oh-well-t949.htm Tony Lever The four stages of life..................


]]> Humour Sun, 25 Oct 2009 11:32:06 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/oh-well-t949.htm#6343 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/oh-well-t949.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/what-a-load-of-bllllcks-t948.htm headwyn http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcmXQU5BY4c]]> Humour Sat, 24 Oct 2009 23:24:15 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/what-a-load-of-bllllcks-t948.htm#6327 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/what-a-load-of-bllllcks-t948.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/confucious-he-say-t930.htm Tony Lever If you can't find the book you're looking for, you must be looking in the...............................









]]> Humour Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:37:02 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/confucious-he-say-t930.htm#6210 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/confucious-he-say-t930.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/old-man-t932.htm joker44 little old man totters into the chemist and says"can i have some vigra cut into quarters please". the chemist says"that wont give you much of an erectios" the little old man replies " sonny im 96 yrs old i dont have much use for an erection, i just want it sticking out far enough to STOP ME PEEING ON MY SLIPPERS" Humour Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:05:05 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/old-man-t932.htm#6225 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/old-man-t932.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/lol-t870.htm sinbadfishing http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1249098232665]]> Humour Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:17:58 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/lol-t870.htm#5865 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/lol-t870.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/does-he-need-an-assistant-t899.htm Tony Lever
[img][/img]]]> Humour Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:39:10 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/does-he-need-an-assistant-t899.htm#6030 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/does-he-need-an-assistant-t899.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/another-chicken-joke-to-celebrate-the-return-of-mikes-chicken-t897.htm Tony Lever A man was driving along the A55 one day when he saw a three legged chicken running down the road. He was amused enough to drive along side it for a while, as he was driving he noticed the chicken was running 30 mph. Pretty fast chicken, he thought, I wonder just how fast it can run. So he sped up and the chicken did too! They were now moving along the road at 45 mph! The man in the car sped up again, to his surprise the chicken was still running ahead of him at 70 mph!!! The chicken accelerated ... Humour Tue, 13 Oct 2009 22:10:45 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/another-chicken-joke-to-celebrate-the-return-of-mikes-chicken-t897.htm#6015 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/another-chicken-joke-to-celebrate-the-return-of-mikes-chicken-t897.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/stephen-gatley-t891.htm DOGGER after the death of stephen gatley in his spanish villa, stars of screen and music have been paying tribute , ronan keating said he was gutted, louis walsh said he was devastated and micheal barrymore said he was innocent Humour Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:35:52 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/stephen-gatley-t891.htm#5983 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/stephen-gatley-t891.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/questions-that-haunt-me-t882.htm andybwilkes Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on ... Humour Sat, 10 Oct 2009 07:39:41 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/questions-that-haunt-me-t882.htm#5921 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/questions-that-haunt-me-t882.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/cold-hands-t880.htm Cambodian An Irish daughter says "my hands are freezing cold". Her mum replies "put them between your legs" So she does and warms them up. Next day she's out with her boyfriend. He says"my hands are freezing" so she says "put them between my legs, my body will warm them" Then he says "my penis is frozen" Later the daughter asks her mum "have you ever heard of a penis?" Mum says "yes. Why?" Daughter says " they make ... Humour Fri, 09 Oct 2009 02:51:55 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/cold-hands-t880.htm#5900 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/cold-hands-t880.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/jet-crash-t876.htm DOGGER hardly suprising with the RAF's slogan 'you dont have to be a pilot to
fly in the RAF'
it might fecking help]]> Humour Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:05:09 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/jet-crash-t876.htm#5890 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/jet-crash-t876.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/don-t-you-just-love-them-scots-t875.htm Ex Reso Rez
Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, “Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.”

From the front of the crowd a voice with a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet …

“Well, fuckin stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!”]]> Humour Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:24:44 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/don-t-you-just-love-them-scots-t875.htm#5886 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/don-t-you-just-love-them-scots-t875.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/why-t874.htm andybwilkes QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME ! Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How ... Humour Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:41:05 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/why-t874.htm#5885 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/why-t874.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/take-heed-many-a-true-word-t869.htm Tony Lever My wife and I went to the Lincolnshire county farm show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR ' My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.' We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ' THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR ' My ... Humour Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:15:53 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/take-heed-many-a-true-word-t869.htm#5858 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/take-heed-many-a-true-word-t869.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/on-the-town-t841.htm spaceman
And Gota say .

I was dressed to Kill!!!...








...Beard, sandals,turban and backpack.]]> Humour Tue, 22 Sep 2009 13:24:27 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/on-the-town-t841.htm#5677 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/on-the-town-t841.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/ho-so-true-t840.htm stevo and started having erection difficulties.
My girlfriend and i have different ideas what
the problem is: she bought me some viagra
and i bought her a treadmill.... ]]> Humour Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:52:43 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/ho-so-true-t840.htm#5672 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/ho-so-true-t840.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/mental-home-t833.htm spaceman I was walking home last night past the local institute. When i heard people inside shouting 13,13,13. So i thought i would be nosey and take a look what was goin on. As i approached the door i noticed a hole in it. So i thought i'll take a peep through it. Then some Bastard poked me in the eye. Then i heard them shouting 14,14,14. Humour Sat, 19 Sep 2009 17:58:34 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/mental-home-t833.htm#5640 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/mental-home-t833.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/h-from-steps-has-apparently-died-t830.htm clueless too ]]> Humour Fri, 18 Sep 2009 13:14:12 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/h-from-steps-has-apparently-died-t830.htm#5612 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/h-from-steps-has-apparently-died-t830.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/fergie-gutted-t814.htm stevo Alex ferguson has been speaking about the impact of losing their biggest threat in the summer "of course we`ll miss him he was always there to bail us out when we needed him. If we were up against it & under pressure he could change the whole game, the whole season" The FA have said they hope to find a replacement for MIKE RILEY soon. Humour Thu, 10 Sep 2009 20:48:25 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/fergie-gutted-t814.htm#5455 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/fergie-gutted-t814.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/female-hormnes-found-in-beer-t826.htm clueless too This is definitely of concern... Beer contains female hormones! Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within ... Humour Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:27:20 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/female-hormnes-found-in-beer-t826.htm#5553 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/female-hormnes-found-in-beer-t826.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/midget-t810.htm spaceman
Furious, she screams,

" You promised me you wouldn't cheat on me again.

The Husband replied,

For F--ks sake i'm trying to cut down.

]]> Humour Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:09:56 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/midget-t810.htm#5448 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/midget-t810.htm http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/woman-golfer-t811.htm spaceman A woman is taking Golf lessons. She started her first round when she was stung by a Bee. She went back to the Clubhouse for help. Her Pro asked why she was back so early. She told him of the bee sting. " Where did it sting you " he asked. Between the first and second hole she replied. He nodded and said. Well it seems to me your Feet are to wide apart...... Humour Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:14:50 GMT http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/woman-golfer-t811.htm#5449 http://sunnyrhyl.forumotion.com/humour-f6/woman-golfer-t811.htm